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Did Tommy Experience A Pain Worse Than Child Birth? He Thinks So!

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🗓️ 1 February 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Last night Tommy experienced a pain that left him in a pretty compromising position! But was it really worse than CHILD BIRTH? What do you think? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The first show Kristen said there is a major major

0:05.3

announcement that we need to make this morning. I am guessing as a prediction

0:10.1

that

0:11.1

15 minutes ago you told us that Tom Brady said he's retiring. I'm guessing

0:15.7

The new update is he's decided not

0:18.1

to say what she posted on her Instagram page. A top of her glass shimmering horse.

0:41.1

I think these two stories are intertwined. I think that Brady retired to go on the road with Beyonce like a fan of fish.

0:59.1

I'm guessing that's the one day. That's the one day. No one. No, we have is 2023. Okay, but we know it's happening. She's doing it. Yeah, came from her mouth. Nobody else is. That's a big deal. That is. It's all let you know. Okay. That's all you need right there. That's all you need. All right. So she thinks that her

1:29.0

boyfriend has been a little on the shady side for a while and then last night

1:34.5

she got confirmation that something just doesn't feel right and she wants our help to get to the truth to see if this dude is cheating on her or not. Kristen's got the email. I hope you can help me out. I've been with my boyfriend for a little

1:47.2

over a year now and everything has been going great. But lately I've been getting a feeling that something isn't quite right. I started noticing that he's been acting

1:56.7

distant and not as affectionate as usual. He's also been more secretive about his phone and who he's been talking to. And last night I saw a message pop up on his screen from his ex girlfriend. To make matters even more complicated. She's actually a good friend of mine and was the one who set us up in the first place.

2:17.7

The message was more than just a casual catch up. And it seemed like there was more to it than just friendly banter. I confronted him about it and he brushed it off saying that they're just friends and that there's nothing to worry about. But I can't help but feel like there's more to the story. I've always trusted him, but now I'm starting to wonder if he's seeing his ex girlfriend again behind my back. I don't know what to do. I don't want to jump to conclusions and make. I don't want to jump to conclusions and make

2:47.7

a big scene, but at the same time, I feel like I deserve to know the truth.

2:51.9

Sophia.

2:52.9

All right, let's get into this here for just one second.

2:55.5

Mo, why is it dudes stay in touch with their exes?

3:03.1

If I'm being honest, typically I believe it's because you want to have her there in case

3:08.0

you run into a drought or you run into a situation where you are not talking to anyone

3:11.8

else, it's pretty convenient to go back to someone you already knew.

3:14.6

Back up.

3:15.6

That's the truth.

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