Did Someone In Studio Win An Award They Didn’t Deserve?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.5 | Let me give you a good example of how things can go from bad to rock bottom very, very quickly. |
| 0:09.4 | All right. |
| 0:09.7 | Bad, getting pulled over and getting a DUI. |
| 0:13.3 | Rock bottom sounds like this. |
| 0:15.4 | This is a 22-year-old Hooters waitress that just got pulled over by the cops for a DUI. |
| 0:22.7 | We're going to make out here. |
| 0:24.1 | We're going to make out here. |
| 0:25.6 | No, we're not. |
| 0:26.3 | Turn off. |
| 0:26.9 | Turn off lights. |
| 0:29.2 | I got to pee, bro. |
| 0:30.6 | I know. |
| 0:31.3 | Bro, I got a pee. |
| 0:35.1 | Okay. |
| 0:35.7 | Do you want to try this first exercise for me? |
| 0:38.2 | I don't know anything here, Daddy. |
| 0:41.0 | Can you put your feet together? |
| 0:42.9 | Oh, I'll put my feet together. |
| 0:44.6 | And your hands on your side? |
| 0:45.6 | Oh, I'm whatever you say, Daddy. |
| 0:47.2 | Okay. |
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