The Bert Show.

I feel like we have been gone so long that I'm not exactly sure I know how to do this anymore.

I couldn't believe I knew where to drive to this morning.

I didn't know what Florida to get off on the elevator.

Look, I am not complaining at all, but some vacations just feel longer than others.

And there are others that just feel so short that when you get back to work,

you're like, what did I even do? This one felt like it was a month and a half.

Mm-hmm.

For you guys too?

This one actually, for me, was actually pretty quick.

And I don't know if maybe that's because y'all went to really cool, exotic places.

And I feel like when you travel abroad, it almost feels like you're transported into a

completely different world.

My different world was Jacksonville, Florida. So I'm happy to be back.

Kristen, talk about your exotic place you went to. Yeah, I went to Wilmore, Kentucky.

I'll tell you what makes a vacation feel long when you have a young child that's not in school for two weeks.

Yeah, no doubt. That makes it feel very long. No doubt, especially on the road.

Yes. Yeah. How is Thailand, dude? Oh, man, it was, it was everything I needed. It was incredible.

It really was. It's funny how a lot of the places I end up going that are not necessarily on my bucket list

end up being like my favorite places. It was, there was points on this trip where I didn't know what day it was.

I didn't know what time it was.

I was like, I didn't know where I was.

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