The Birch Show. All right, Abby, so you ran into one of the Bert Show members' kids and now you are

having an identity crisis. Yeah, you guys are going to be hanging this over my head for a very,

very long time because I had one of those moments that I feel like is just roastworthy in the same

way that it might top my Aiden Turner flood that we had on air when Aiden Turner from

all my children called in and I thought he was the other Aiden Turner, this might be slightly

more embarrassing only because I feel like I just should have known better. You can give me grace

for the celebs, but when it comes to your co-workers' children, you should probably know a little

better.

So I'm a very active person. I love to get my steps in. And luckily, I live close to a pretty popular park here in town. So usually every evening, I'll put on my headphones, throw on an audiobook,

and go out for a little run, a little walk, get my steps in towards the end of the day. And a

couple of days ago, I was out for a walk around like, you know steps in towards the end of the day. And a couple of days ago,

I was out for a walk around like, you know, 5 p.m. typical walk. It's pretty crowded. There's

lots of people out. There's high schoolers. There's college kids who, you know, are out for a run.

There's families. There's small ball teams. And as I'm getting towards the end of my walk, I come across a group of high schoolers.

And I'm like, well, those high schoolers look kind of familiar. I'm like looking at the haircut and

it's this very distinct haircut that I've seen a handful of times. It's a long brown haircut,

sort of floppy towards the front. They all have it. All the dudes have it. Well, that's what I found out.

Because as I approached this group of high schoolers, I'm like, I know the haircut.

I think that's my boss's kid.

I think that's Bert's kid Hollis.

Oh, really?

As I walk up to them, I go.

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