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Did Our Intern Use FART Spray On A Police Officer?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

She had a dramatic plan for the next time she got pulled over by a police officer...and she blew it. Why didn't Intern AnnaLee use her fart spray?! She'll explain! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert show.

0:01.0

Our intern Anilie had a great idea, a great idea for the next time that she gets pulled over by a cop and it happened,

0:10.0

but did she execute?

0:11.0

All right, let's reset this.

0:12.0

Yeah, a month ago I came on here and I was overconfident about my idea.

0:18.8

You know, I thought that if I got pulled over, I would spray fart spray all in my car and tell the police officer that I had to poop really bad and then that would get me out.

0:27.0

And if you have ever smelled the fart spray, it lingered.

0:32.0

I mean, it's a heck of a sacrifice because you're going to mess up your

0:34.6

car for days if not weeks it doesn't go away it's awful and I thought you know I would just

0:39.7

commit to the bit and I would full send it and it'd be okay. But at that point I had never been pulled over before, but this past Sunday I was driving, my windows were down, I was listening to music and a cop pulls out behind me with their lights on and

0:55.0

originally I noticed it but I was like oh it's not for me like I'm not doing anything

0:59.1

wrong and then I turn right and he turns right and then I was like, oh no, like he's coming for me.

1:05.3

And I still like didn't really know for sure and I look over and there's a restaurant like on my college

1:11.8

campus and there was a bunch of guys outside and they start going,

1:15.0

Oh, like, oh my God, like she's gonna pull it over.

1:18.0

And that's what got me.

1:19.6

That's how I knew I was really getting pulled over was them.

1:22.4

And so I pull over and. I knew I was really getting pulled over, it was them.

1:22.5

And so I pull over and I'm shaking,

1:26.4

like my entire body is shaking, I'm so scared,

1:29.1

and he comes to my window and he's like,

1:30.6

ma'am, I clocked you going 48 in a 25, and I's like ma'am I clock to go in 48 in a 25 and I was like oh no but before he

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