The Bird Show.

Remember when I was a little confused a couple of minutes ago if my kids' last day of high school was this Friday or next Friday.

And then I corrected myself and I said, oh, it's today because he had his senior prank night last night.

So I was starting to question myself.

So I hit my son up Hollis and I said, today's last day of school, right?

And he wrote back, yeah, we already got in a ton of trouble.

And I wrote back, yeah, we already got in a ton of trouble. And I wrote back,

yellow or red. So we have this, I've told him like, in high school, it's okay to get yellow

cards. All right. And in soccer, a yellow card means like, you get, they warn you, but a red card

is like, you are kicked out of the game. And I've explained to him that in life.

It's all right.

You know what, dude, you're a teen.

You're going to make mistakes.

Let's just keep it to yellow cards, right?

Just stay away from red cards.

D-U-I's.

Pregnancy.

Red.

So red.

The reddest of cards.

So he wrote yellow and i wrote okay what happened and i don't know what happened yet all i know is that he's been texting for a very long time so i'm getting that

bubbly thing oh wow so i'm just not quite sure just yet what happened Does it have to do with the senior prank they pulled last night?

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