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Did His First Date Scam Him After Leaving Him With This On The Check?!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Was Moe’s cousin swindled for being a gentleman? He picked up the check on a date and she wasn't super honest about what was on it! Red flag?

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0:00.0

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0:52.1

Here, Bertia. If Abbey can make it through the Bye. uncomfortable conversation with Jackson on my on my way up because he was trying to give me a

1:03.5

compliment because I'm wearing my Taylor Swift branded Tortured Poets Department

1:07.6

matching sweatsuit and he goes oh I like the sweatsuit and I go things it's called

1:11.4

this was what was laying on the floor of my bedroom and therefore is on my body today.

1:15.0

Because I physically couldn't get out of bed until 5.35, because I woke up with the most uncomfortable tumb, rumbling in my tummy from some cheese I had yesterday.

1:26.2

Jackson was like, are you pregnant?

1:27.3

I was like, God, I hope so, because that means I'm getting laid.

1:30.6

But instead I think it's just some bad cheese.

1:32.4

Yeah, and you've pinpointed back to the cheese.

1:34.6

That's the only thing it could be.

1:35.6

It's the only thing.

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