The Bert show.

Quite frankly, I am a little bit surprised

that this doesn't happen more often.

So this is from at Apple comedy on Tik-talk.

Last night, my son went into a men's bathroom and reached into a urinal and grabbed a

urinal cake and took a bite out of it.

He came running to me and I could smell the urinal cake on his breath and I saw the white I thought it was dishwasher tap a dishwasher tap at first but I then smelled the urinal and I and I ripped it out of his mouth and I went in and I looked at the

urinal cake and he had taken a bite out of it.

And this was one of the most disturbing things I think any of my children have ever done and it really made me it was

wild he bit there was a bite mark in the urinal cake it was like a bite out of a

hockey puck and then we went back to my house we looked up if his is it toxic to eat a

funeral cake is it poisonous we it's we still don't know but then he had diarrhea

and took his diaper off and then my other son peed all over his rug.

So that was last night.

So that was Wednesday.

Oh, I can't imagine that. Now, now, like that is. So that was

is that is some next level parenting stuff right there like you just leveled up

something like that happens you level up but imagine Mo you go into

that bathroom after them they are long gone and you go to pee and you look down and

somebody's taking a bite out of a gurn okay if I could design those Okay, did you see the teeth marked?

Oh my God, if I could design those and put them in there,

that would be fantastic.

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