Did He Lose A Battle Against His BARBER?!
The Bert Show
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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you |
| 0:08.3 | slide by on track to your |
| 0:15.0 | there, |
| 0:20.0 | the care in the world as you simply lean back. And before you know it, you're there. |
| 0:21.0 | This is how travels should feel, on all trains it does a vante west coast feel good travel |
| 0:32.2 | The Bert show in the standings of life nobody wants to take the L nobody wants to lose but maybe |
| 0:37.8 | mow it is time it's time take the L here I absolutely hate. I got a lot of pride. I tend to go as far as I have to go to |
| 0:48.1 | win any battle that I ever have. But for the first time and a long time I am here to admit defeat. I have been defeated in a standoff that I've been having with another individual for almost a year now. |
| 1:00.0 | No Olympic medal for you. No, I don't think I finished top five, let alone three. |
| 1:05.0 | So this all started a while back when I came in here and I asked you guys if you had noticed that even though I wear hats often I was |
| 1:15.2 | wearing hats a lot more often. I was wearing hats every day. I was wearing hats if I |
| 1:20.9 | had a Zoom meeting. I wore a hat to church. I had to ask God for forgiveness and win. |
| 1:25.6 | It was that bad and it was because I was having a standoff with my barber. |
| 1:31.2 | Oh dude, that's one you're going to lose. |
| 1:33.0 | That's when you're going to lose every time. |
| 1:35.0 | Nah, I figured there'd be other barbers, Burke. |
| 1:38.0 | That's the thing. |
| 1:39.0 | I didn't want to take this L. |
| 1:40.0 | This is the guy that came in and jacked up the prices, right? |
| 1:43.0 | Yes, that's how it all started. |
| 1:45.0 | So I had a barber, a personal barber for six years, and I met him through a mutual friend at the time, |
| 1:51.0 | and we developed a great relationship. so for those six years it was |
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