the virtue. We've all had them.

Those moments where you're like, what was I thinking? What the hell was I thinking?

Like the time that my ex-wife was so into working out, so for Christmas I bought her nothing

but like scales and videos of working out. Work out calories. I'm the whole thing.

Every single gift. The hell was I thinking?

How many gifts in was it before she started tearing up, you said?

We literally started tearing up, man. She's probably about five in my intent was like,

hey, this is what you're doing. So I'm just going to get you everything here.

And it just, it's her screamed, hey, you're fat and here's a couple of different things

that you could use to get your skin here.

Oh, man. Oh, you dropped a bowl of milk.

Well, thank you. Okay. I'm going to some ball at that.

All right. So in this email here, man, this dude's going to look back and go, what, not even that long.

What was he thinking? It was supposed to be a proposal.

It was supposed to be beautiful and he done messed it up. Most got the email.

I really, really, really screwed up.

Three of them. And I don't know how to fix it.

I proposed to my girlfriend, but how I did it really ruined any chance of her saying, yes.

And I realized how incredibly dumb it was.

I can only blame my stupidity on being nervous and excited all at the same time.

A girlfriend was out shopping for an event she has coming up.

I know she would be out all day, which was perfect.

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