Did He Find Something Fun He Can Do With BOTH of His Polar Opposite Kids?
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🗓️ 28 July 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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#Georgia! What are you doing this week to keep cool? We're set to have the hottest weather of 2025 in a few days with potential heat index values of up to 112!
+ His sons are total opposites! Did Bert just crack the code on something fun he can do that BOTH of his sons loved?
+ Did he overreact? Or was he spot on for leaving ASAP after learning his date used AI photos on her dating profile?
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| 0:00.0 | Lunchtime. Time to get my macro in the microwave. |
| 0:03.9 | Oh, kitchen banter afoot. If in doubt, join in. |
| 0:07.9 | Oh, hey Jim. You listen to Comedy on Audible too? |
| 0:11.8 | Uh, yeah. So funny. |
| 0:15.1 | Yeah. What's your favourite title? |
| 0:17.8 | Uh, the comedy comedian show. That's not a real show, is it, Jim? Get in on the jokes, |
| 0:25.8 | with comedy on Audible. Subscription requires the audible.com. UK for terms. |
| 0:32.6 | The Furt Show. All right, if you are in Georgia and you are in Green County, you were in Jasper County, you were in Morgan, you were in Putnam counties, I want you to listen to me real quick here. If you think it was hot over the weekend, forget about it. The National Weather Service is saying where you guys live in those counties like north of Atlanta, the heat index values are going to be up to about 112 degrees tomorrow. |
| 0:56.0 | That's insane. So you have been warned and I don't know that I have lived in Georgia |
| 1:02.4 | long enough to remember where they have shut things down because of the heat. Maybe they have. |
| 1:09.1 | I can't recall in the 14 years I've been here. |
| 1:12.2 | I can see it happening. I can see it happening tomorrow if it's going to be 112 degrees. |
| 1:15.8 | But you just need, you need to be mindful of like yourself and staying hydrated and your pets and |
| 1:20.9 | just, you know, the elderly making sure you check on them. |
| 1:24.7 | For sure. That, that's just's just, those are insane temperatures. |
| 1:29.0 | So over the weekend, do you know how difficult it is for me to get my kids in the same |
| 1:33.7 | room together or do an activity together? |
| 1:36.4 | And it happened twice in the same week. |
| 1:38.7 | They both showed up for our live event, which I am really thankful now looking back at it |
| 1:43.7 | that Amanda invited them. I don't know why I've always done this, but I am really thankful now looking back at it that Amanda invited them. |
| 1:45.6 | I don't know why I've always done this, but I've kind of kept church and state when it comes |
| 1:50.0 | to my family and business. I've kept them separated. And honestly, mostly, because I think I put |
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