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The Bert Show

Did Bert Win His Secret Competition Against His Fam?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Bert is so competitive he's winning contests other people don't even know they're in! He'll explain... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The Ferture. Because I told you some weeks ago that I felt that there was a silent

1:07.5

competition going on. I was the only one competing, I think. But it's something that I really

1:13.9

wanted to win very badly. And that is the family football pool. Not because I wanted

1:21.6

to trounce my fiance's eight-year-old daughter. But I felt like, which seems super healthy

1:30.2

by the way. That's not the reason. She was doing so well, which she does have a history

1:35.6

of doing really well in these football pools. I just had a feeling that she wasn't making

1:41.9

the picks that I felt like her dad might have been making these picks. So when I was making

1:49.7

picks all these last couple of months, I was feeling like there was a, I did not want

1:54.7

to lose to her dad for whatever reason. I was crushing up until the last couple of weeks.

2:01.3

And I came in second. And Eliza, quote unquote, came in first. Eliza won. Okay, so fun

2:11.7

side. I mean, I don't know how I lost this lead. I was up by eight games or like three

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