Did Bert Just Find The Perfect Match For His Ex-Wife?

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🗓️ 10 May 2024

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Bert wants YOU to date his Ex-Wife! He's found her two potential matches. What will she think of them? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it the birth show
0:02.0	Welcome to date my X Y
0:06.6	Kind of says everything right there
0:08.6	However, I feel like you need a different mic.
0:10.6	You need one of those long skinny ones with the ee what do you think
0:14.5	like the 70s ones? Yes they were the best so cool so if you're a if you're new
0:21.2	around here this is my ex-wife Stacy.
0:23.6	Hello everyone.
0:25.6	How long were you married for because your mom corrected me a couple of weeks ago
0:29.2	when I went down to go visit her and I've been giving us credit for 20 years how long was it we were together 21 years and
0:36.8	Total not married 18 and a half a hmm she's sharp as a whip
0:41.7	My mom is so's so annoying.
0:43.2	Pises me on.
0:44.2	Oh, me too.
0:45.2	How is Gigi.
0:46.2	Gee gee gee.
0:47.2	She's great.
0:49.4	She's a little banged up right now.
0:50.6	Yeah.
0:51.6	A little banged up. So yeah, this is my ex-wife Stacy. I was just
0:55.3	saying last hour, this takes us down a different road for a second, that Mother's Day
0:59.2	is really important for your, as far as co-parents go,'s a very important day like I know there's a lot of
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