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The Bert Show

Did Bert Find His Ex Wife “The One”?!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2024

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

She's a good woman. She's spirited. And she just wants to find herself a good man! We're talking of course about Bert’s ex-wife! Bert set her up…did he find her the ONE?!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. Doesn't matter what age you are.

0:03.0

Dating is hard.

0:04.0

Abby comes in here every day telling us about how hard it is to date.

0:07.5

You go on dating apps.

0:09.5

It's hard there. You meet people in person.

0:11.5

It's hard there also.

0:13.0

So when my ex-wife Stacy was telling me that she had gone on a couple of dates with

0:17.6

dudes her own age, she just was like, man, they're fine, all right, okay, you know what what but there's got to be something more for me. So I suggested that she come on the show and see if there was anybody listening that knew a guy that might fit the description that she was looking

0:35.1

for and at that time Stacy you had said you were looking for what in a dude?

0:40.0

Oh, something that was ready to partner want to do the rest of our, you know,

0:44.4

rest of our lives together. It got a lot of baggage gone, has to have kids over 13,

0:50.3

has to be Christian, likes to travel, and just is ready to be in love.

0:58.0

So we got a bunch of applications and two really stood out to Stacy that she was excited about.

1:05.0

But one more so than the other, right?

1:09.0

That's correct.

1:10.0

So much so that she told guy number two, like, yeah, not so much. She told Guy Number 2, like, yeah, not so much.

1:15.0

Thanks, I'm just going to pursue it with Guy Number 1.

1:18.0

Right.

1:19.0

So did you go on a date with both of them?

1:20.0

No, but I did have a date set up with both of them, but by the time I went out with the one, or I hadn't actually even gone out with the one. I just had talked to them so much that I was like, I just didn't feel right in my heart for the

1:34.6

other guy because I was like I'm done. Well you're like I'm really into this guy.

1:38.7

Yeah. So I just didn't feel it just didn't feel right. I was like and I didn't want to waste my time I was like I

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