Dick (w/ Ryan Bailey)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea and Donny are not letting Dick run their life, but they are letting Ryan Bailey (someone who likes to eat ass on camera) celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Watergate with them by recapping the 1999 Kirsten Dunst/Michelle Williams movie, "Dick." Ryan spends the episode trying to figure out who the target audience was for this movie while Chelsea spends the episode giving history lessons. Then, Ryan shares a story about his worst date and Donny educates them on the early 2000s gay porn, "The Hole." Also - were Pepe and a pimp involved in Watergate? To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteoneFor our merch, check out iamthecuteone.comFollow Us on Social Media!Chelsea: @ohnochelsDonny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're invited to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:05.0	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and recap some of the cutest movies that need our millennial minds explode.
0:12.0	Hello, I am Chelsea, and I am The Cute One.
0:16.0	And I am Donnie, and I am The Cute One.
0:18.0	But we are joined today with a returning cutie.
0:21.0	We have Ryan Bailey, the host of So Bad. It's good with Ryan Bailey.
0:25.0	Hi!
0:26.0	I'm ugly at a shit. I don't even need to be The Cute One.
0:29.0	I don't even need to fight about that.
0:32.0	You guys fight that out.
0:33.0	Well, welcome back to the show.
0:36.0	Last time you were here, we recapped Freaky Friday together.
0:39.0	And today, in honor of the 4th of July and the 50th anniversary of Watergate, we are here to cover Dick.
0:48.0	So welcome.
0:49.0	I got the biggest dick to cover Dick.
0:52.0	I mean, I don't want to spoil my thoughts on this, but I do need to talk to you guys about
0:58.0	the movies that you're having me watch.
1:01.0	It is cool, though, because this involves Watergate, like you said, the 50th anniversary.
1:06.0	And we've learned so much since then, nothing like this could ever happen again.
1:11.0	The president will never lie to us.
1:13.0	Yeah.
1:14.0	And this was the last, they'll never be able to make a sequel about this.
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