"Dick & Death Expert" with Alex English

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Alex English joins us again this week as our Dick & Death Expert! Alex talks how dick has helped with grievance, how long is too long of a phone call, and ultimately, how he wants nudes in his DMs. Plus, Sydnee is thriving with phone sex while Marie's quarantine bae has been injured. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever.
0:02.0	Dog.
0:04.0	Hi.
0:05.0	Wow.
0:07.0	Hey friend, so I'm in a great mood.
0:10.0	I see you, sis.
0:12.0	I see you in your school shooter wig what's going on?
0:15.0	Whoa okay so yes if you listen to the Patreon you know they sent me three terrible
0:19.2	wigs and if I put one on backwards like with the back to the front, it looks like a school shooter wig.
0:26.0	So that's the energy I'm on right now.
0:29.0	Just like a, get out of my room, Karen, like a call my mom by her first name I'm
0:36.1	I'm gonna paint my fingernails black after the episode is done because it's very it's
0:40.5	very like early 2000 yeah like emo hair.
0:44.7	Yeah, she has a black shirt on.
0:46.3	It's like, I'm a creep.
0:48.9	I'm a weirdo.
0:51.9	I feel like I should have a
0:53.0	a lip ring on, right?
0:55.0	This big lip ring energy this big
0:57.0	energy this big.
0:58.0	Yeah, you should also have your nipples pierce too.
1:01.0	I mean they're not, but yeah, yeah you know I'm gonna think about it. Yeah.
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