Hello, everybody. This is the Colonial Outcast podcast, and we are back to normal operations.

Pretend like a rad intro music is playing right now, because that is coming down the pipeline,

along with a spinoff show and much, much more. I'm not trying to sound like a local band right now on a Tuesday night,

uh, posting big things coming soon on Facebook, but they are.

So my name is Greg Stoker.

I'm a former U.S. Army Ranger turned anti-imperialist activist and journalist, and I'm

finally rejoining our beloved co-host, Mark Wayne, here on the podcast, here to knock off the cobwebs and get right back into it.

How you doing?

I'm doing great, bro.

Hey, audience, do you notice that ever since Greg was kidnapped by the Israelis, he's different?

What are you talking about?

I haven't even been.

Bray, you know, something's off.

Folks, folks, something's off about him literally hasn't been online no let's hey i heard you've been uh you've been gardening i've been gardening lately yeah maybe we i can switch

over to my cell phone show you the garden beds i'd made it was a whole like idyllic lifestyle

i unplugged for a couple weeks.

And, you know, I thought we're going to have to restart today and do an episode. And I was really

bummed about having to get back to work and, you know, be a functioning member of our amazing,

amazing society again. But then I heard the great news and I got more excited about that prospect because Dick Cheney

bought the farm.

Yeah, you called me up this morning or I called you and then first thing you said was, dude,

Dick Cheney's in a box.

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