Controlled Opposition in "America First" as MAGA Dies
Colonial Outcasts
Colonial Outcasts
5.0 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
As the Epstein/Trump scandal explodes in Washington and MAGA fractures in real time, the Always Sunny memes are back—and so are we. In this episode, we dig into the surreal media spin (yes, including Megyn Kelly calling 15-year-olds “barely legal”), the right-wing identity crisis, billionaire panic, and why the political realignment happening right now actually matters.
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| 0:00.0 | In light of the Epstein Trump scandal unfolding in Washington, the always sunny video memes |
| 0:08.1 | are making the rounds yet again. |
| 0:10.4 | Let's kick this one off with a classic. |
| 0:13.3 | I think the header is, one second, the header is Trump tricking his cult about why he was |
| 0:19.3 | on the Epstein list. |
| 0:20.5 | What? Jeffrey Epstein list. What? |
| 0:21.6 | Jeffrey Epstein? |
| 0:23.6 | Yeah, but before you judge me, know this. |
| 0:26.6 | Yes, I was on the sex island, but only for the snorkeling. |
| 0:30.6 | I didn't know anything about the kid stuff. |
| 0:32.6 | Oh, no, 95% of what went on down there was not pedophilia. |
| 0:36.6 | Oh, yeah? No, the other 5% that sullied the whole operation. |
| 0:40.8 | And you know what? |
| 0:41.9 | Apologies for a little bit of gallows humor like that, but like we are going to watch, |
| 0:46.4 | this was like an absurdist comedy show, right? |
| 0:49.5 | But we are going to watch in this episode, |
| 0:52.2 | Megan Kelly referred to 15-year-olds as, quote, barely legal and say that at least the girls, sorry, the children weren't eight or ten. |
| 1:03.1 | And that distinction is important. |
| 1:05.3 | What does it all mean? |
| 1:07.3 | Hello and welcome to Colonial Outcast, the Anti-Imperialist Podcast, that your problematic |
| 1:12.4 | MAGA uncle might actually not hate completely, specifically on this episode, because the Trump |
| 1:18.4 | administration is in a fiasco-laden free fall, and the MAGA base is splintering. While hardcore |
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