Diary of a... Kid - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 994 Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
In this silly story, a boy named Xavier decides to write his very own diary book. Afterall, everyone he knows reads diary books. This might be his chance to have his work sold in bookstores!
While completing the first two chapters, Xavier thinks he's writing one of the most interesting diary books yet, until his bestfriends suggest otherwise. Xavier learns it might be time to add a little spice to his life to keep his diary from becoming, The Diary of an Ordinary Kid.
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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| 0:00.0 | LOL Story Time, and truly not a boring time, grab a snack and you'll be fine, follow the whole storyline. |
| 0:07.0 | LOL Story Time, make you laugh at least one time. |
| 0:10.0 | LOL Story Time. |
| 0:12.0 | Welcome back to the show. This is LOL Story Time, and today's goofy story is called Diary of a Kid. |
| 0:20.0 | This one features characters named after Xavier, Nate, Michael H., Gabriella, and Payton R from Australia. |
| 0:28.7 | Some other shoutouts this week go out to Kailesh, Ruka, Lyrrhus, Evan James Indy and Poppy, |
| 0:37.4 | Camden from Orange County, California, |
| 0:40.2 | Shea and Asher from Dublin, California, Noah from England listening with his dog Mozy, |
| 0:46.0 | Utkarsh and his cat Oliver, Noah and his dog Spike, Lily, Ezra and Asher, |
| 0:53.4 | and also Blair and Ace from Denver, Colorado. |
| 0:57.3 | More shoutouts to come next time, but for now, let's get into the story. |
| 1:05.0 | This is the story of a kid who wrote a story, all about himself. |
| 1:14.8 | Xavier wasn't all that interest in reading stories, nor did he care much for listening to stories, |
| 1:20.0 | but boy, did he love writing them, and he wrote them all the time. |
| 1:24.0 | He once wrote a story about a dinosaur named Bob who dreamt of becoming a hairstylist. |
| 1:28.8 | Another time he wrote a story about a space donkey from the planet Boobutron, who came to Earth and was super confused why Earth donkeys weren't ruling the world. |
| 1:36.9 | And while story ideas were continuously popping up inside of his head, it had never once occurred to him that he could also write a story about himself. |
| 1:44.8 | One day at school during quiet reading time, Xavier's teacher Mr. Porkfuzz made an interesting |
| 1:49.4 | observation. |
| 1:51.1 | Well, class, would you look at that? |
| 1:53.3 | Almost every student here today is reading one of those diary of a something or other kind of books. |
| 1:58.7 | I see Sev over there reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Esther, looks like you've got your hands on the latest Unicorn Diaries book. And, Jai, how are you liking Diary of a Worm so far? Before Mr. Porkfuzz went any further, Nate, the class clown, interrupted to share what he had been reading. Mr. Porkfuzz? Mr. Porkfuzz! What about me? I'm reading Diary of a Toilet Seat. |
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