Can't Sleep - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2025
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
In this silly story, two siblings are told they’ll have to start sharing a room. It may not be the best news, but at least they’ll get to have a bunk bed now. Their first night with this new arrangement, however, doesn’t go as planned. Isn’t sleeptime supposed to involve… sleep?
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello story time |
| 0:02.7 | Truly not a boring time |
| 0:04.1 | Grab a snack and you'll be fine |
| 0:05.6 | Follow the whole storyline |
| 0:07.0 | LOL story time |
| 0:08.4 | Make you laugh at least one time |
| 0:09.8 | Hello |
| 0:10.5 | Story time |
| 0:12.1 | Welcome back to the show |
| 0:14.3 | Today's story is called |
| 0:15.8 | Can't Sleep |
| 0:16.8 | And features characters named after |
| 0:18.5 | Muriel and Rowan |
| 0:19.6 | As for the show to a list that is currently, we are finally starting on the request from October. |
| 0:26.0 | Shout out this week to Ian Bishop, The Rizzo Children, Jasper, Genevieve, and Mariana. |
| 0:33.0 | Ringo and Yuki Iwamia from Olympia, Washington. |
| 0:36.4 | Alyssa and her siblings Easton and Ariah from Richmond, |
| 0:39.3 | Ontario, Winnie, Theodore, Amy, and Jeremy Daddy Fart Pants, Finnegan and Rose Mahon from Hendersonville, |
| 0:46.2 | North Carolina, Skyler and Tallinn from Umina Beach, Australia, Tobias Hayes West from Neath, South Wales, |
| 0:56.6 | as well as Jude and Evelyn, who shared the following joke. A bug and a race car driver were in a race. The bug was in the lead, so the |
| 1:01.8 | race car driver stepped on it. Finally, happy birthday to Sierra and happy 10th birthday to Jesse. |
| 1:10.4 | More to come next time, but for now, let's get into the story. |
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