"Diarrhea Mommy" with Iliza Shlesinger
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2024
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is joined by the amazing Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza starts by sharing some sage advice on being a new mom on the grind, trusting your gut and how sometimes you “just f***ing do it”. Then, they get into everything from what NOT to say (or do) when you meet your favorite comedian at a show to the lore behind our the iconic, “Tiramisu bitch!”. And it’s only right they top it off by tag teaming the Absolutely Not-Line to solve some of the funniest voicemails we’ve heard yet.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of |
| 0:25.8 | Absolutely not. I'm your host Heather McMahon. I'm very excited for our |
| 0:30.3 | guest today. We have Eliza Schlesinger in the studio. She's a |
| 0:34.7 | fantastic comedian. She's had specials on Netflix everywhere. She's just a bad |
| 0:39.7 | bitch in the biz getting shit done. She's on tour right now and I'm so excited that I finally |
| 0:43.4 | got to catch up with her in the LA studio. And you know she's a mom, she's in the biz, she's doing the damn |
| 0:49.2 | thing and I had so many questions. I just wanted to break down with her like how is she doing |
| 0:54.2 | at all because you know what that's half the fucking time that's what we're trying to |
| 0:57.4 | figure out so please without further ado let's get into the interview |
| 1:00.1 | please welcome to the studio, Eliza. |
| 1:03.0 | So you're here, you look beautiful, you've got the lashes on everything. |
| 1:06.0 | I just wanted to say, what lashes, these are my lashes? |
| 1:09.0 | I had another podcast today that was like a big filmed one, whatever, and then I had another podcast today that was like a big filmed one whatever and then I had an event tonight and that podcast at the buzzer |
| 1:17.4 | cancelled because one of the hosts got sick and then I just decided I was too tired to go to the event. |
| 1:23.0 | So I was like, I guess I'll just, |
| 1:25.0 | and they're, because you have to pay a fee, |
| 1:26.3 | like if you cancel within 24 hours, |
| 1:27.8 | and it was so messy that they canceled. |
| 1:29.4 | And so I was like, I guess I'll just get my makeup done for Heathers. |
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