Welcome to the Harry Potter Show.

I'm Todd Wilkerson and sometimes for fun I lose a lot of weight and then find a huge

strong raccoon.

And I leap on his back naked and go for a fun raccoon ride through the woods.

You should try it.

You get to see the world from a raccoon's perspective.

It's not easy losing the weight but trust me it's totally worth it.

And now Eric Mutterson.

Oh brother.

Alvin, we've got such an exciting show.

I'm almost literally bursting with excitement almost.

Bursting.

Okay, first of all, in this hour we have the great John Zmirak.

It's after Thanksgiving it's time to find out what Zmirak is thinking.

In hour two we've got Sadie Robertson of the famous Duck Dynastie clan.

He's going to be in the studio with us.

Thanksgiving is just over.

Today's my brother's birthday.

So I say Johnny.

Happy birthday.

He's younger than me so he doesn't mind my bringing up.

But listen, we got a very exciting surprise for our listeners right now before Zmirak.

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