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Once upon a time, there was a radio show called the Eric Matax's Show.

It had an announcer named Todd, who was the handsomeest announcer in the land.

Eric was bitterly jealous of Todd's good looks.

There was nothing he could do.

He just had to accept that cruel fate had made him as ugly as a toad.

And now your host, Warts and All, Eric Matax's.

Hey, thanks, Todd. I love you, too.

And listen, folks.

Here's my advice to you.

Take Todd with a grain of salt.

All right, I'm not going to, I can't.

Todd, just stop doing that, because you get me all speechless.

And I've got important people to talk to here.

I'm sitting in the studio.

If you have Matax's super, you can see me.

I'm sitting here in the studio with three guests,

only two of whom have microphones.

I'm sitting with Tom and Catherine Ruanala.

Only Catherine has the microphone, Tom.

You're not interested today.

And then we have Daniel Zelli, who's the head of World Hope Network.

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