Dial H for Hysteria: Listener Voicemails! | 471
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
This week, we’re turning the mic over to you.
It’s a full-on voicemail spectacular—packed with listener reactions, hot takes, strange questions, wild theories, and the kind of chaotic energy that can only come from people brave enough to leave a message for this show. We’re hitting play, reacting in real time, and laughing our way through the best kind of audience participation: the unfiltered kind.
If you’ve ever yelled at your speaker during an episode… congratulations. This one’s for you.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is a fourth-hand production. |
| 0:02.9 | They say, I'm disturbed. |
| 0:04.8 | From city to city, an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 0:07.7 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:10.9 | We're hysteria. |
| 0:15.0 | You can't handle the truth. |
| 0:18.3 | Brain is gone. |
| 0:19.7 | This is Hysteria 51. |
| 0:22.6 | The truth is out there. |
| 0:25.3 | It's alive. |
| 0:26.7 | But you won't find it here. |
| 0:28.7 | They're coming for you. |
| 0:29.9 | Look, that comes one of them now. |
| 0:35.9 | Hello, nation. |
| 0:42.2 | Welcome to a special episode of this area 50 WI. |
| 0:45.7 | With me, Brent Hand, and him, Davis Florian. I am David Floridian. |
| 0:49.0 | I'm the original Florida man. |
| 0:50.8 | No. |
| 0:51.5 | How goes, man. |
| 0:52.8 | It's a special voicemail edition. |
| 0:57.0 | Ooh, voice mails. |
| 0:59.2 | You guys helped. |
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