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CCP APP PRICING: EMOTIONS, INVESTIGATION, N TRICKERY

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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2013

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea admires the artistry in a clubby Spanish coffee anthem, discusses Apple fritters, apple products, duck eggs, "psychological pricing," Blink 182, Teen Mom 2, etc. Also! Recovered H addict aka "Word is Bond" Andrew calls again - hot off his Cinco de

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0:00.0

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

0:07.0

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

0:11.0

do, do, do, do, Doo-to-to-to-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-heing they used to play that on Camyel all the time

0:19.9

little Bay Area Radio Raff.

0:24.0

And guys, so guys, I was driving home from the Palisades last night.

0:30.0

That's a local West Coast reference. And here I am. I'm in my car. I'm driving

0:36.7

home, tugging along. And then this song comes on the radio in which I really was like is this a prank because this song is 100% up my alley.

0:49.0

Number one, you need to know it's in Spanish. And the translation really adds to it.

0:54.6

Just know that it's all about coffee.

0:57.0

Okay, the energy levels are through the goddamn roof.

1:02.0

Ready to hear it? Now the way go and go and the way go and let jama

1:14.0

Now the way go let jay

1:16.0

down the way go

1:17.0

may go the jay,

1:24.0

The mak go mamh,

1:26.0

sound the way go hay mam the mamhakh

1:28.0

down the way gah mamh

1:30.0

down the way gah mamh and

1:45.0

down the way gah mak gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah g I mean are you serious sirens. I mean are you serious sirens.

1:50.0

Me nérievna Right, too deep left.

1:55.0

That's my GPS.

1:57.0

That's my GPS.

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