It's President's Day for some reason.

So happy President's Day to all who celebrate.

I'm just kidding, of course, because only one person is celebrating.

And that would be Donald, of course,

because the rest of us are in deep mourning

that he's President of the United States.

And to mark the occasion, the White House posted a picture of Donald trying to look tough.

Honestly, it just looks like my grandmother in that picture.

And the quote was, I was the hunted.

Now I'm the hunter.

Which doesn't really speak, sound presidential to me,

but then again, I keep forgetting that what it means now to be presidential is to be like

Donald, is to be a thug, is to act like a mafia boss. Is that really what we're celebrating today?

I've often wondered why we have President's Day because we've had more terrible presidents than good ones and we've had

more mediocre ones than good or bad ones. I think originally President's Day was Washington's

birthday, George Washington's birthday.

Somebody worth celebrating.

He did much to shape this country to help it win the revolution against Great Britain.

And he stepped down because he did not believe the president should be kings. I think it would also be

fitting if we celebrated Abraham Lincoln for many reasons, including not just winning the

Civil War, the Emancipation Proclamation, but the 13th, 14th, and 15th amendments, which should

have completely changed the course of this

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