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Talk Is Jericho
Chris Jericho
4.7 • 9.5K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Talk is Jericho, baby. |
| 0:05.4 | Talk is Jericho. |
| 0:08.3 | Talk is Jericho, Mama, talk is me. |
| 0:13.4 | All right, welcome to Talk is Jericho, the pot of thunder and rock and roll, and the infamous Duff McCagan joke for the week. |
| 0:21.6 | Taken, Colin, yeah, I'm actually walking down the street here in West Hollywood. |
| 0:26.3 | It's got a new nose ring, probably too much information. |
| 0:29.6 | Anyhow, I hope you're doing well. |
| 0:31.6 | Hope everybody's doing well. |
| 0:33.4 | Listen, this frog walks into a bank to get a loan. |
| 0:38.3 | And he says, he goes to the loan officer, Mr. Paddywack. |
| 0:43.3 | And the frog sits down and Mr. Paddywack, how can I help you? |
| 0:47.3 | And the frog says, well, I want a loan. |
| 0:49.3 | And Mr. Paddywack says, okay, would you have a job? You know, no, I don't have a job, says, frog. |
| 0:59.0 | Do you have any collateral that would, you know, back up this loan at all? |
| 1:05.0 | And he goes, well, I do, as a matter of fact. |
| 1:08.0 | He pulls out a little crystalline, you elephant and uh this pattoac says yeah |
| 1:17.0 | what's what's your name man he says well i'm uh i'm a i'm todd jagger the frog's name's |
| 1:23.5 | dog jagger okay well mr jagger you know, this elephant, it's a, it's not going to |
| 1:32.9 | back up alone. He goes, well, I'm also, I'm Mick Jagger's son, the frog says. Ah, yeah, |
| 1:40.5 | that's still, that's not going to work for us here if we're loan. And then Prague says, Todd Jagger, says, I need to talk to your manager. I, there's no, I should be able to get a loan from this bank. Oh, Mr. Paddywock said, all right, you want to talk to my manager? All right. Takes him into the main loan guy's office, and uh jack says okay what what do we got here |
| 2:03.8 | i'm mr paddywick well we got todd jagger here mc jagger's suttin he says uh he wants a loan |
| 2:12.9 | and all he's got is this little elephant is collateral and And Jack looks at the elephant, a little glass elephant, |
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