Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

President Roosevelt wore an anti-gravity battle. Dinosaurus had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school in flying cars, or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian. An astronaut or drive a DeLorean, would I lie?

It's hard to say

The Big Fifth!

Can he spot the light?

The Big Fifth!

Some pigs can buy

But if you ask me why, can you trust the answer.

Aw, the Big Fifth! Run Sand Point, New York, this is The Big Fib.

And now, here's your host, Deborah Goldstein.

Welcome to the Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the ephemeral and vast landscape of truth

and the solitary and desolate wasteland of lies.

I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein, and in the studio today is our sound effects robot Lisa,

whose name stands for live in studio audience and who also has string tied around each of his

fingers. What's that all about, Lisa? Well, I tied the first string

around my pinky finger to remind myself about something I was supposed to do. But just in case I might

forget, I tied this piece of string around my ring finger to remind myself that I have a reminder

string tied around my pinky finger. But then I wanted to make sure that I didn a reminder string tied around my pinky finger.

But then I wanted to make sure that I didn't overlook the string on my ring finger, so I tied a piece of string around my middle finger to remind myself about the string on my ring finger,

and then I tied a string around my pointer finger.

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