Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

Cizacan, Roosevelt, wore an anti-gravity bell, dinosaurs had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school in flying cars, or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian, an astronaut or drive a Delorian, would I lie? It's hard to say.

The Big Fifth! Can you spot the light? The Big Fifth! Some pigs can buy, but if you ask me why, can you trust the answer.

From Spotswood, New Jersey, this is The Big Fib. And now, here's your host, Deborah Goldstein.

Welcome to the Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the swift and adaptable persistence of perfected truth

and the predatory and clawed attack of panting lies.

I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein,

and in the studio today is our sound effects robot, Lisa.

Hear ye, hear ye.

Step right up, get your listener question hot off the presses.

Ooh, I love this town crier thing you've got going.

You there, madame with the microphone.

Oh, who me?

Yes, you microphone lady.

Press this button here and be the first on your block to play the listener question.

Okay, let's see. I'll just push this button here.

Lisa, my name is Varya. I live in Massachusetts. And my question is, are you a real robot or are you just a human acting as a robot?

Oh, that's funny that Vario wants

to...

Hear ye, hear ye?

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