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Welcome to another edition of the Around the NFL podcast.

My name is Dan Hansus coming to you from a city filled with heroes in bunkers.

Yes, city. We're all in the same time zone and it's great to be alive. Greg Rosenthal, Mark Sessler,

Ricky Hollywood. What's up, boys and girls? Hey, Dan. I think that's up for debate. I mean,

let's be honest. I think Damashik, one thing I love about's up for debate. I mean, let's be honest.

I think Damashek, one thing I love about Damashek's approach to family is that he's

taking sort of an ancient approach, which is I will, you know, create children with multiple people.

And that's how they did it back then.

That's how you created towns and kingdoms.

And, you know, we're in a system where we're not allowed to do that, barring major rules. But I think I could, I could follow that path if I wanted to. Why am I still talking? What is happening? I am letting Mark, well, no, I am this island. We're going to cut this for social.

Dan and I aren't even going to make a follow-up comment.

Mark's just going to live with this.

I will live with it.

There's probably like... I think a lot of people are learning that when you put out statements, there might be

more context to give, more information to give before you do that.

And I'm learning that right here.

Somebody on the subreddit because I know you guys are crazy in a good way.

I want you to transcribe that last monologue for Mark.

And then on a Monday show, we'll read it back.

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