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Berner Phone

Des Bishop: My Boyfriend & His Demons

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.55.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2020

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Des Bishop explains how he met Hannah, their recent sexual escapade, tips for sliding into DMs, their farting rules, bad breath paranoia, jealousy, going gray, how he used to be cynical with love, being sober and how Hannah drove him to therapy.For an bonus hour of more intimate stories with Hannah and Des go to Patreon.com/BerningInHell--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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0:00.0

Welcome to Burnin' in Heaven.

0:15.4

What's up guys?

0:16.4

We are in a very, very, very, had episode of Hell.

0:20.6

I am with Desmond Bishop.

0:25.0

He is a comedian.

0:27.9

He has done a lot of stuff.

0:30.4

He was born in Queens at 14.

0:33.4

He was looking at me like that.

0:34.9

I'm sorry, but I was born in London.

0:36.7

Moved to Queens before I was a month old.

0:38.7

Okay, he was born in London.

0:40.3

You specifically told me that it's hard.

0:41.7

He really cares where you're born.

0:42.9

You grew up in Queens.

0:43.9

I understand, but you said born and then you told me to correct you if you got me thing

0:47.8

wrong.

0:48.8

Okay, fell a point.

0:50.0

And then 14, you were like misbehaving, being a naughty boy, went to Ireland where you

0:56.7

continued to misbehave when you became a comedian.

1:00.4

Correct.

1:01.4

And then you were voted Ireland sexiest man in 2005.

1:06.9

Yeah, it wasn't a lot of competition.

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