Denouement (#436)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week, we try communicating by raising hands, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is dismissed with “good-bye Karen”, and Laurie invites parking enforcement to “ticket away friend!”

Transcript

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0:00.0	Jackie Cash and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Case and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.0	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	Hey, Lori, your camera's not up
0:23.5	Oh it's not okay no
0:25.4	Oh there we are there you are oh my god
0:27.6	I was looking at my dates as well
0:29.1	I think I think my camera is a little smeared
0:33.6	And I don't mind it because no one is using enough filter
0:37.3	On these fucking videos.
0:39.4	This Vaseline, it's a, and all kinds of issues, including my lower row of teeth.
0:44.9	I can't tell you every time I go to the dentist, he's like, what do you think about Invisaline?
0:48.7	And I'm like, what do you think about giving them to me for free?
0:52.2	And what do you think about the aging process and how weird it is to get braces when you're
0:56.6	in your 50s?
1:00.2	Is it better for your health also to have straight teeth because it's easier to like, I don't
1:05.4	think it's just a vanity thing.
1:07.0	Like infection comes in through the gum.
1:09.7	Seriously.
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