Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash.

And I'm Elena.

And this is morbid.

This is morbid.

This is morbid.

And we're coming off the Super Bowl.

We are, which we lost. Bummer than our team lost. Legendarily. I was so worried. Because for so much of that game, here's the thing, I really thought I was getting out of it because my husband doesn't care about sports. This man looks at me. I didn't even get to tell Debbie that she's sitting on the couch looking at me. This man tells me, let's just watch for the commercials. Oh, no. That's the beginning.

I said, okay. Oh, no. Welcome. And then he said, there's really nothing else on. I was like, I could think of several things on. All right. I was like, okay. But I was so worried, we were at zero points for so much of it that I was like, are we going to lose this Super Bowl with zero points? We almost did.

And that has never happened in history. So I at zero points for so much of it that I was like, are we going to lose this Super Bowl with zero

points? We almost did. And that has never happened in history. So I was like, that would be horrible. And we had gone to the Celtics game earlier, which was also love RCs, love RCs, real bad game. Yeah, they didn't do great. I was like, it's not a banner day for Boston No, I said that to John and he, and he didn't think it was as funny as I did. Because I was like, whoa, Boston Sports really shit the bend today. And he was like, yeah. I was like, sorry. They did. But he said that halfway through it, he said, this has to be the worst outing for a team in Super Bowl history.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And he wasn't pleased. The score was just crazy.

Like I was, you know what?

We won't harp on it because, yeah, I mean, sports.

Because sports.

But what we will talk about is how fucking awesome that Super Bowl halftime show.

The halftime show was incredible.

I just found out that the

bushes were people. Yeah. And when she first said that, when she first, she said that out loud to me,

and I paused, I hesitated, and I looked coagulating all over here. I was that meme with the lady

with all like the equations over her head and I'm looking out. Because I thought she meant like the Bushes. The Bush family. Like the Bush family. And she was like, the bushes are people. And I was like, was that a question? Like, did I miss a whole chapter in this nonsense that is what is the world right now? That like were they like not people like they very much are people that I was very

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