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Happy Tuesday, everyone.

So on Memorial Day, President Trump veered off script during his speech with a scathing attack on Joe Biden.

Man, I'm glad Joe isn't alive to hear this.

Trump also posted this, quote,

happy Memorial Day to all, including the scum

that spent the last four years trying to destroy our country

through warped radical left minds.

Well, at least that was better than his Valentine's Day message, where he wrote,

Happy Valentine's Day to you, including the fat loser bitches, who didn't get me a card in the fifth grade.

Well, getting off his plane, French president Macron was caught on video, getting

shoved in the face by his wife.

Macron's team said it wasn't what it looked like, while also denying that Macron's

wife is Dr. Zeyas.

All I can say is, man.

Disgraced politician Anthony Wiener is trying for yet another comeback, this time running for New York City Council.

If he wins, he'll already have gotten one sex off the streets.

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