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Let me tell you something.

I have never seen Michael move that fast.

Vita's married to an athlete.

That dude, Evita, this guy's got mad athletic skills, right?

I mean, obviously you know him better than we do, but he jumped out of that seat.

Folks, you know how I do karate man?

I got to be careful with karate men because I can actually hurt myself because I'm old.

Any quick movements I'll fall, but not Michael.

What happened?

Like did the screen go out for a second?

Michael leapt that, that ass got out of that seat so fast.

The dude moved 10 feet like the freaking flash. I never seen anything like it.

The dude was on top of me like fucking karate man.

I'm like, what just happened here? I was like this. I was like in the defensive posture.

You know, in the Secret Service, they have to say the unbendable arm.

When you walk through a crowd with the protect,

you don't let your arm bend.

That way people get out of the way.

They don't want to touch your hand.

I was putting the unbendable arm up again.

I was like this.

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