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You know, I made a huge mistake yesterday.

A critical mistake in yesterday's show.

I was so excited on almost no sleep.

I slept a lot last night, by the way, way, way too much.

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Bonito. Don't miss Beam's biggest sale of the year. Perfect timing. I got some sleep last night like you wouldn't

believe. I fell asleep at 8.30 p.m. Eastern time, which is probably still like an hour off because

the daylight thing is still like messing me up. I get up at like 5.30 so I slept forever. But I got up

yesterday. Yesterday. And I was tired, but I was excited and

energetic because of this history changing moment. And I wanted to come in so desperately and like,

if there was ever a time, fucking karate man, it was yesterday. And I missed the karate man moment.

And I can't take it back. This isn't Michael J. Fox. I can't go back to the future. I can't do it. And I'm pissed. I'd love to go meet up with Biff or whatever.

Karate man in the chat.

There was ever a time to go full freaking Mr. Miyagi.

It was yesterday.

I forgot to put the fan.

What the hell?

I totally missed it.

Put it in the chat and let's just pretend that happened yesterday.

Gee, can you splice that in to yesterday show?

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