Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention.

Can you digger?

Greetings, dear listeners, this is Jonah Goldberg, host to the Remnant podcast, brought to you by the Dispatch and Dispatch Media.

If I sound funny, I'm sure it's not because of anything I'm saying.

It's because I'm in a loud room with

a handheld microphone at the American Enterprise Institute. And I'm here with brother Chris Stairwalt.

We are doing a special live taping of the remnant before the summer honors program,

urchins here at AIA. They're all going to end up becoming

part of the globalist elite, and I'll either be working for them or dead by their hand at some

point. And it's actually a great program, if any of you out there. Am I right? It's a great

program? That's the last call and response we'll be doing.

So we're going to do a little rank punditry and maybe some life advice, and then we'll do some

Q&A and whether we can get that into the recording.

We'll see how the sound quality goes.

Everyone should know that it is a classically horrible weather day in D.C.

You know, I do these weather forecasts about what it's going to be like for the day.

And today, if I had done it on Twitter, it would have been something along the lines of an un-air-conditioned necrophiliac brothel in Rangoon during the rainy season.

And it's very unpleasant.

The very air assaults the nostrils so with

that uh chris it's great to have you well with that set up how could it not be good uh and i

think that you've not been gratuitous enough in milking the live audience element of it so in a count of

three i'm going to ask you to applaud and make a lot of noise so that people know that we're not just having bad sound quality, but this is actually happening.

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