Welcome to Hell, you guys. I'm with Delaney Row, who I did discover her on TikTok. Our algorithms

really put us together. Like, your shit comes up 24-7. I'm like, I get it. I think she's

hilarious. So good here. I just want to say congrats. You hit a million, which is like fucking

incredible. Very well timed. That just happened. I'm building them up and now we're gonna break

you down. It's true. Welcome to Hell. For us, baby. But first, I want to roast LA for a second.

You just offered me a liquid death. For people who don't know, it's water and a can. It's

delicious. There's why there's so many liquids in LA. Because everyone is like constantly

trying to remain hydrated so that we look good, the stand blows. But the thing is, I don't

know if you feel this way, when you're dehydrated, you kind of have a little skin age.

Yeah, like feeling snatched. I mean, I haven't drink water since 2005 and that's the root

of all my issues. Yeah, because I think water's boring as fuck. But the problem is in LA. I

wake up, what did I have to drink in the morning? Whatever you could have like a coffee.

Today? Get like a coffee. Then I want some more and they're like, you want some kombucha,

kombucha, whatever. And I was like, no, thank you. And like for the people were like,

get some kombucha. And I'm like, no, thanks. And then I went somewhere and they had

like a boba matcha latte. So I had to try that. Sure. And then there was like this like

coconut latte, fizz, whatever I took it. And then yes, then they have these fucking Celsius

drinks that are fucking cocaine. That's right. And then I'm not even hungry because I have

so much liquid in my body. I can't even enjoy. Yeah, that might be the secret then why

everyone in LA. So then yeah, yeah, how are you feeling right now? You've had a lot of

good dance. I'm really bloated. But I was so upset. I'm an eater. And I ordered all the

drinks everyone wanted. Then I finally ordered actually a salmon necwa salad. I don't know

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