You can't just drink anybody's water these days.

What fresh hell.

Laughing in the face of motherhood.

Who wants to make chicken parma on a Tuesday?

With Margaret Aples and Amy Wilson.

The wolf hair was growing out of my face.

A podcast that solves today's parenting dilemmas so you don't have to.

We have to at least pretend we are normal sane people.

Hey, everybody.

Welcome to What Fresh Hell, laughing in the face of motherhood.

This is Amy.

And this is Margaret.

And just in time for Halloween, we're bringing you a very frightening

episode, a scary, spooky episode called What Kind of Momster? This was suggested by a listener,

huge shout out from our Facebook group, Facebook.com, slash groups forward slash what fresh hellcast.

And we asked what kind of momster are you? We asked people to ask their friends,

ask their parenting partners, ask their kids. When have you been the momster in your house?

We like to call out our spouses and our children who are often the monsters. But today we're turning our focus. We're looking at the man in the mirror and we're turning our focus inward. You know what this reminds me of the absolute, not only the best children's book in existence, but I would argue like one of the top five best books ever written is the monster at the end of this book.

I was going to jump in and be like, I know you're going to say the monster at the end of this book. If you don't have it for your kids, get it. You know, it's so Grover goes through this. He's so afraid. It hits on your kids things of, like, I said, don't turn the page. And then you turn the page. and your kid will like fall about holding his sides.

Right.

He puts like ropes and bricks up to try to stop you from turning.

Yes.

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