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Pica bono in Tisha! Welcome to the deep dive where the difference between a conspiracy and the truth is six months.

I'm Jack. I'm sitting here with Alexis. She's got a tanned face. She has taken my advice and started self-tanning and it has changed her life.

Not an ad. What is it? The San Trope face drops. Yeah, they're really good for

sensitive skin and I still deal with my fungal acne bullshit. So they're the best. Not an ad.

It's changing my life. Well, Alexis came on and I'm like, your eyes are so blue and

she's like, I know what it is. It's the tan. Yep. I'm jealous. If I had blue eyes, I would be

unstoppable. You have beautiful brown eyes. They're very just dark and sad. No, brown eyes are

beautiful and hypnotic. You have hypnotic eyes. Bedroom eyes.

Yeah, totally. Before we start our podcast today, of course, I have to remind you if you want more

first-degree content, please join us over at the Underground. It's where all of our premium content lives.

You can do that. How? Oh, you could subscribe on Apple Podcasts or you

could subscribe on Patreon, which you can link to your Spotify, if that's your thing.

All of the things. And if you were listening last week, we gave you a little preview of the

kind of stuff we talk about on our premium episodes. It was all about the Haley Beck scandal, which we are

actually going to get into more today. So if you haven't listened to that episode, I guess actually

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