Deconstructing (and reassembling) the most "silencing the critics" goal celebration of all time

For Our Sins: The Clichés Pod Archive

The Athletic

Soccer,, Sports

4.8 • 538 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

The Athletic's Adam Hurrey is joined by David Walker and Nick Miller for the Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: the optimum order of the components of the "ignoring the outside noise" goal celebration, whether a goalkeeper can ever be a "passenger", an ambitious attempt to document all the types of footballing "stuff" and a potential successor to the outdated goalmouth-scramble descriptor of "Keystone Cops".

Meanwhile, the panel enjoy Mikel Arteta being brought to touchline justice and pick apart a curious chant during Southampton vs Aston Villa.

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0:00.0	The Athletic.
0:05.2	I'm sorry, you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like.
0:10.4	Is gas going to have a crack?
0:12.2	He is, you know.
0:13.0	Oh, he fell!
0:15.6	Brilliant!
0:18.8	But jeez!
0:19.7	He's round the goalkeeper!
0:21.1	He's done it!
0:22.7	He's totally incredible!
0:24.7	He launched himself six feet into the crowd, and Kung Fu kicked.
0:30.8	A supporter who was eyewit without a shadow of an out giving him lip.
0:35.4	Oh, I say!
0:37.3	It's amazing! It does it tame, and tame, getting him lip. Oh, I say, it's amazing.
0:38.4	It does it tame and tame and tame again.
0:41.4	Frank of the music, charge a glass.
0:45.3	This nation is going to dance all night.
0:49.4	Part and parcel of the game,
0:51.4	Secere Stama tries her for my sins and doesn't get away with it. Should fans also offer to go and pick up players that they want to sign? A round of the game. Secere Starmer tries her for my sins and doesn't get away with it.
0:54.6	Should fans also offer to go and pick up players that they want to sign?
0:58.1	A rare full house of ignoring the outside noise goal celebrations?
1:02.1	Can a racehorse down tools?
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