Decoding Weird Boyfriend Habits

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Jared reveals a potential red flag: falling asleep to The Golden Girls, and yes, Betty White is involved. In this episode, Jordana and Jared break down texting disasters, from one-word pre-date replies to three-day gaps, and debate whether you’re genuinely excited to see someone or just excited to date. They weigh in on whether meeting the right person at the wrong time is actually real. Plus, they dissect the ultimate minimalist text: the dreaded “thumbs-up” emoji. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Have you seen that episode of Sex and Sime?
0:01.2	No.
0:02.0	Where she gets there, New York, New York Magazine wants to interview her.
0:05.9	The cut of the times, yeah.
0:06.4	Yes, for an article called Single and Fabulous.
0:10.0	And she shows up to the photo shoot, like extremely hungover and looking like shit.
0:15.0	And then they put her on the cover of New York Magazine and they have single and fabulous question mark with her
0:21.3	looking like completely strung out hold on you don't understand this is exactly what I'm
0:26.8	afraid of you know you don't understand I did this article with the cut hold on I mean we can talk
0:32.3	about this I got interviewed between flights that's going to to be, honestly, this is exactly.
0:38.5	My life is Carrie Bradshaw.
0:40.2	I would never have agreed to single and fabulous question mark.
0:46.9	Hello and welcome back to the U.S. podcast.
0:49.6	I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:50.6	And I am Jared Fried.
0:52.1	It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? Welcome back.
0:56.8	Thank you. From your European vacation. How was it? I watched the whole thing.
1:03.4	You watched the whole, especially the first part. The first part. When the betches vacation together, it is a three camera shoot.
1:10.7	Content Central. Content Central. And now I follow the husbands. Yes. the betches vacation together it is a three camera shoot i'm getting
1:11.1	content central content central and now i follow the husbands and now you get the reposts and the
1:16.3	reposts and i listen i thought did you want to mute us all no i listen i'm cheering this is
1:23.8	when this is like if someone said they muted me, I'd be like, what?
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