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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

December 8, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2010

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Luke repeats a 'dirty' joke that got a Macy's Santa fired, and also comes up with a new nickname for his Upper Bald Spot. Plus, Jen reports from the Ft. Wayne Update Desk.. Now Open For Lunch!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's see what's going on now with the local champion cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester in a brand-new segment. We call

0:06.5

Sue's Corner. Take it away Sue.

0:09.3

Thanks Rod Andrea.

0:11.6

You know Caining has fallen out of fashion in the United States but ask anyone who safely walked the

0:18.4

immaculate sidewalks of Singapore after winning an international cheerleading competition and they'll tell you one thing.

0:26.2

Caining works and I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here and to all

0:32.3

those naysayers out there who say that's illegal. You can't strike children on their bear buttocks

0:38.0

with razor sharp bamboo sticks. Well to them I say yes we Cain.

0:44.4

T-B-T-L.

0:50.3

We came do this as well a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. It's the show that's probably

0:59.2

to beautiful to live. Four yeses and one hell yeah. Hells yeah indeed this episode 704

1:07.6

and I collect your series. I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at one hundred and eighty four pounds.

1:15.8

We have a real fun program dialed up for you on this Wednesday.

1:20.8

Hi this is Luke's mom Suzie coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

1:25.6

Sean Dittori Investigates.

1:28.0

Sean Dittori Investigates.

1:32.0

The case of the mysterious mixed tape also we get an update from the Fort Wayne news desk courtesy

1:45.3

of Jen Flash Andrews. No it is news it's the Fort Wayne news desk and also Al Bundy says

1:53.7

that Jane Lynch is not funny or at least not funnier than his co-star on what's it called

2:01.3

modern family. We'll get into that idiocy in just a moment first let's get into this idiocy.

2:08.8

I love changes but I drink a lot. That was a hurtful segue sorry about that flash I didn't mean

2:14.3

you're you don't represent any idiocy to me you represent you represent the best and brightest

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