December 5, 2008 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2008
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: Our new segment, "I Love You Chunk" returns. Our listener, Accacia, tries to convince people to love "union suits" (you know, the ones Santa wears under his outfit? A one piece long john)
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| 0:00.0 | This is Joshua of the Snohomish tent. I'm only 13 years old, but my friends and I all love TBTL, |
| 0:07.2 | especially now that it's on the FM dial. This is TBTL with Luke Burbank on 973 FM. Not AM, |
| 0:16.1 | AMs for losers. |
| 0:41.4 | When I eat hot Cheetos, I get crazy. |
| 0:43.7 | I just love hot Cheetos! I love them so much! |
| 0:49.9 | You don't eat it! He kicked me into penis. |
| 0:55.0 | I wanted to do her stuff for my friend. |
| 0:58.4 | The AM radio is a viable and modern source for news and entertainment. |
| 1:03.1 | Totally. I used to be number one in this town, but people don't listen to AM like they used to. |
| 1:09.4 | It seems like it's more about FM and color TV. It's stupid. It sure is, Kevin. In fact, |
| 1:15.4 | I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, |
| 1:20.1 | and he's urinating on an FM radio. |
| 1:25.8 | I think there's only one proper way to thank the Cairo listeners who just helped us |
| 1:35.1 | reach like over 4,000 foster kids. |
| 1:42.1 | We do. We love you, chunks. We love each and every one of you. Wow. That was a kind of |
| 1:47.2 | emotional thing that just happened. I got to be quite honest with you. |
| 1:52.1 | Jen, you've produced holiday magic in years past, right? |
| 1:54.7 | Right. This is TBTL, by the way. In case the audio tape of young African-American |
| 2:00.5 | children talking about private parts didn't tip you off. We've moved past holiday magic now, |
| 2:06.0 | and we are into the show that's probably too beautiful to live. Is that usually the way |
| 2:10.8 | that it ends, Jennifer? No, that was the most emotional ending I've ever seen. |
| 2:16.8 | It was, I had to go out in the hallway because I didn't want to. I've got a certain rep to |
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