December 3, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2009

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke casts battles the demons that live inside a bag of Cougar Mountain cookies, Jen goes to an Austin honey-tonk and learns she has a special gift, and listener Chris in NYC tries to piece together the events of a drunken night with the assistance of the TBTL Vmail box.

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0:00.0	Brace yourself. You're about to listen to two beautiful to live with Luke Burbank.
0:05.0	And guess what? Today might just be the greatest day of your life.
0:10.0	Enjoy.
0:15.0	You're listening to me, Mr. Kickass.
0:17.0	Mr. Rubber-Burner.
0:19.0	You like that hot-chat grin off your face or I'll shoot it off you.
0:22.0	You got that?
0:23.0	I finished up the tater. I'm going to go find my sweaters.
0:26.0	Come on, what? Finish up the taters.
0:29.0	And then what did you say? And then what did I say?
0:31.0	You said you were going to go fondle your sweaters.
0:35.0	You know what I said? I'm going to fondue with Cheddar,
0:38.0	a second rep making fondue with Cheddar cheese for dinner tonight.
0:41.0	Now, Jean, that is not what you said. It is what I said.
0:45.0	Fondue Cheddar.
0:47.0	Okay, fine.
0:48.0	Okay, see you later.
0:50.0	You have to stop by my bum for real quick sake.
0:54.0	We're not here to argue about
0:56.0	who said what about fondling what sweater?
0:59.0	We're just here to lay a Thursday afternoon
1:02.0	edition of a TVTL upon you.
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