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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

December 23rd 2015 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast (Part Two)

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2015

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Part Two:  Dave and Chuck talk about the do-it-yourself project that almost ended with your death, what was your whore mistake, neighbors that piss you off, a man who was carjacked and forced to sell ice cream after a backpage encounter gone wrong,...

Transcript

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0:00.0

I

0:08.7

Your sex muscles I wouldn't even know what to do to work him out you need to go into some like sex muscle rehab

0:19.6

Make

0:30.0

So yeah, I'm terrified be terrified and that's not even like am I any good is my

0:41.0

Dunger small I mean you know what I mean is my are my pubes super long

0:48.5

My hairy ass gonna be an issue my back hair. This is terrified

0:55.6

Sex is terrifying. What are you gonna do? Let's say one day your single again

1:00.4

Let's say let's say. Huh? What are you gonna do?

1:03.2

Live in my basement

1:05.2

You're not gonna try and spend too long. I take you out of the bag and game for life. Oh, I'd hate to say it

1:10.7

But you're giving up on sex for life. I don't know. I'll have to ease back into it

1:15.7

You're like a retired special forces guy that they're ease like I don't do that anymore. Yeah, don't talk about it

1:22.9

I'm asking about I'm not I'm talking about it

1:26.8

I just drink sex is his Vietnam

1:30.7

gods

1:47.9

ich

1:49.2

Many, many moons are...

1:53.6

Lifeless, man.

1:55.4

Like a old fight.

1:59.4

You can barely walk.

2:03.2

Oh, that's the saddest thing ever that you're out of the sex game for life almost.

2:08.3

But his arms are as strong as ever.

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