December 23rd 2015 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast (Part Two)

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Dave & Chuck the Freak

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🗓️ 23 December 2015

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Part Two: Dave and Chuck talk about the do-it-yourself project that almost ended with your death, what was your whore mistake, neighbors that piss you off, a man who was carjacked and forced to sell ice cream after a backpage encounter gone wrong,...

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0:00.0	I
0:08.7	Your sex muscles I wouldn't even know what to do to work him out you need to go into some like sex muscle rehab
0:19.6	Make
0:30.0	So yeah, I'm terrified be terrified and that's not even like am I any good is my
0:41.0	Dunger small I mean you know what I mean is my are my pubes super long
0:48.5	My hairy ass gonna be an issue my back hair. This is terrified
0:55.6	Sex is terrifying. What are you gonna do? Let's say one day your single again
1:00.4	Let's say let's say. Huh? What are you gonna do?
1:03.2	Live in my basement
1:05.2	You're not gonna try and spend too long. I take you out of the bag and game for life. Oh, I'd hate to say it
1:10.7	But you're giving up on sex for life. I don't know. I'll have to ease back into it
1:15.7	You're like a retired special forces guy that they're ease like I don't do that anymore. Yeah, don't talk about it
1:22.9	I'm asking about I'm not I'm talking about it
1:26.8	I just drink sex is his Vietnam
1:30.7	gods
1:47.9	ich
1:49.2	Many, many moons are...
1:53.6	Lifeless, man.
1:55.4	Like a old fight.
1:59.4	You can barely walk.
2:03.2	Oh, that's the saddest thing ever that you're out of the sex game for life almost.
2:08.3	But his arms are as strong as ever.
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