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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

December 23, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2008

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: We're on tonight from 9-midnight due to expanded snow coverage. We kick off the show with our segment, "What are you doin' here" where we interview listeners about what they do while they listen to the show. Tonight, we talk to Mark, the trucker.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Adam and London, and you're listening to TBTL with Luke Burbank.

0:03.6

London's number 6 or 7 radio show from the Northwest United States that airs from 3 a.m. to 6 a.m.

0:11.0

Congrats, guys!

0:16.0

I think there must be something wrong with me, minus Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy.

0:20.6

I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel.

0:22.8

Just don't understand Christmas, I guess.

0:25.5

I like getting presents, and sending Christmas cards, and decorating trees and all that, and I'm still not happy.

0:32.2

But always end up feeling depressed.

0:34.7

Charlie Brown, you're the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem.

0:42.2

Maybe you see it's right.

0:43.5

Along the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownian.

0:47.9

Maybe it's because Charlie Brown hasn't been able to leave his house for like 10 days, because it's a freaking blizzard.

0:55.0

Maybe the one time he did venture out, he slipped on the stairs and went tumbling right in front of his daughter.

0:59.6

Who could see his butt cracked? Maybe that's why Charlie Brown's depressed.

1:03.1

Oh, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow...

1:08.5

Okay, that was actually me.

1:11.1

Luke Burbank, your host for this Tuesday night edition of TBTL.

1:16.8

The show that last night anyway, fit the precise definition of being too beautiful to live.

1:23.0

Here we are though, braving the elements to bring you this Tuesday night version of the

1:31.7

show, I am your host Luke Burbank, weighing in at 185 pounds, not the Kate Moss-esque

1:40.8

lows of 181 that I brought you last week, but I have to say I'm happier with myself.

1:45.5

Because in order to get to 181 I had to be miserable in every other facet of my life,

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