December 15, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2010

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke details what happened when he ran into his nemesis at a poker game, Jen explains why Tom Waits matters, and Poop-Inducing Yogurt Fraud Alert!

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0:00.0	Hey, Fizzelas, it looks like you guys are up to no good.
0:03.5	Well, this gang used to be like that, two, three, four.
0:08.1	So you think, get it tough, but we hate rapping.
0:10.9	But don't bust a captain, because here's what's happening.
0:13.5	We're breaking out some old-fashioned tap-in.
0:16.7	Hey, both of the princes, you're getting down.
0:19.3	Oh, I'm a shot!
0:20.8	Just calculated, we're trained!
0:22.6	TVTM!
0:25.8	Hey, here's something that should go a lot smoother than that.
0:31.0	It's a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that is probably too beautiful to
0:37.3	live.
0:38.3	I am courageous.
0:39.3	Uh, yes indeed, I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at, uh, 184 pounds.
0:46.2	Sweep everyone!
0:48.2	Oh, entire bottle of red wine.
0:51.4	You are the slimfast of making me Facebook stock, old girlfriends.
0:57.0	We've got a quite a show for you.
0:59.1	Uh, here it's episode 709 in a collector's series.
1:02.8	Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on T-B-T-L.
1:06.8	Uh, we've got the, uh, T-B-T-L follow-up file.
1:10.4	These are, uh, things we talked about yesterday that have circled back in the news, as they
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