December 1, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2009

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke heroically hosts the show despite his 'plumbing problems' (both literal and figurative), Alec Baldwin gets a TBTL pep-talk, and Swe- Ten Peder teaches us all how to say 'Ah Hell No' in his native tongue (very useful for when you're @ the Ikea by the way)

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0:00.0	T-B-T-E-L!
0:08.5	Yes, Mom, everything's fine.
0:11.0	Really, stop worrying. I saw the doctor this morning.
0:14.0	He said it's probably not contagious.
0:16.0	As long as I, you know, err it out a bit.
0:19.0	I know.
0:21.0	No, no, no, no, no, that smell means appealing.
0:24.0	Yeah.
0:26.0	Yeah, I like the top layer has to die before the rest of it heals.
0:32.0	T-T-T-T-E-L!
0:34.0	T-B-T-E-L!
0:35.0	That smell means it's healing.
0:39.0	I will f**king battle any half-dewish,
0:43.0	or or folders, N-T-E-N-M-S-E-L area.
0:48.0	Welcome everybody to a Tuesday afternoon edition of the show
0:51.0	that's probably too beautiful to live this episode for 51
0:55.0	in a collector's series.
0:58.0	My name is Luke Burbank, your host.
1:01.0	Weighing in at 187 pounds.
1:04.0	Good night, Bahamas!
1:06.0	Good night to a little bit of that Thanksgiving fat layer that I built up.
1:12.0	We'll see.
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