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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

December 1, 2008 – Part 3

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2008

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Backyard Chickens In Suburbia: An interview with Liz of www.meet-the-chickens.blogspot.com tells us how she raises chickens in her back yard

TBTL Show Business: Rap Master Maurice strikes again and our plea for more intros

Transcript

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This is Mark, the daughter of Walker from Brooklyn, New York,

0:03.0

weighing in at 185 pounds, and you're listening to T.D.D.L.

0:07.0

Two beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on 973 Kylo F.S.

0:16.0

Hey, Clackie!

0:17.0

Why is the Clackin' chicken so chicken-lesson?

0:19.0

Everybody knows why! It's cause-I'm...

0:22.0

We're...

0:24.0

...Royal!

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But let's not all...

0:26.0

...I'm put...

0:27.0

...Right!

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First, my head's cut off!

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Then I'm plucked and gutted!

0:32.0

My intestines are pulled out!

0:34.0

Trust me, you don't want them!

0:36.0

Then the pieces of meat get flying royal!

0:39.0

Hear that sizzle?

0:41.0

That's me!

0:42.0

550 degrees!

0:44.0

Good thing I'm dead, or...

0:46.0

...Yeah, why?

0:47.0

Then I'm chasing Jostroid and ready to go!

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